I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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