Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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