Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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