He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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