WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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