Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I love having hate sex.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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