matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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