I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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