It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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