STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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