I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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