Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
