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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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