In America we eat man semen.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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