Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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