How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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