Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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