he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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