no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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