check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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