somebody snuck up and got me drunk
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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