The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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