did you get engaged???
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Randomize
