Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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