Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize
