Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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