I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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