VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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