Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i came on her dog
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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