I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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