Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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