But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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