i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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