dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
