I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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