Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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