If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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