This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It's shark week go big or go home
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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