Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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