You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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