Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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