White coat. Heels.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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