Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
