I hate all girls vehemently.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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