well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
my poor anus
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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