new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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