Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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