Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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