Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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