Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
