Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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